Canadian Goose Named Gord McLumberjack
Bounty: Half a tub of chapstick and 10 expired McDonald’s Happy Meal coupons
Crimes: Disliking puns, distribution of anti-pun propa-gander
Description: Goose wearing invisible combat boots and tophat.
Danger Level: 5
That One Red Car
Bounty: Free bumper
Crimes: Tailgating
Description: A car that is red and tailgating
Danger Level: Potato
Mosquitos
Bounty Paper Towels
Crimes: Spreading diseases, mass murder, causing itchiness, tax fraud
Description: Something about this guy really*bugs* me
Danger Level: Over 9000
Robespierre
Bounty: The Mona Lisa and the Bastille and a Banana
Crimes: Got *a-head* of himself during the French Revolution, Rain of Terror without umbrellas, coming back from the dead without a permit
Description: Changes when he hops from host to host
Danger Level: Atlanta, Georgia