Note: Puns are encouraged but not required for successful applicants.
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Permit to Name Your Dog “Cat
Name:
Date of Birth:
Dog’s Owner’s Name:
Dog’s Owner’s Date of Birth:
Is “Cat” short for “Catherine”:
Size of Dog:
Can Dog climb a tree:
Can Dog pilot a light aircraft:
What is Dog’s reading level:
Do you, under punalty of law, testify that all of the information you have provided is to the best of your knowledge truthful and complete:
Please be aware that all submitted forms become property of Punlandia.
Permit to Name Your Cat “Dog”
Name:
Date of Birth:
Cat’s Owner’s Name:
Cat’s Owner’s Date of Birth:
Is “Dog” short for “Cadogan”:
Weight of Cat:
Can Cat catch AND hold captive a mail carrier:
Can Cat captain a cruise liner:
Is Cat capable of long division:
Do you, under punalty of law, testify that all of the information you have provided is to the best of your knowledge truthful and complete:
Please be aware that all submitted forms become property of Punlandia.
Fortune Teller Permit
Name:
Do we grant you this permit?
Please be aware that all submitted forms become property of Punlandia.
Permit to Wear Matching Socks
Name:
Will you wear these socks with (please check all that apply):
Slippers
Sandals
In place of gloves
Hanging off of ears
Tied around head like post-apocalyptic eyepatch
Other
If you selected Other, please explain:
Are they toe socks:
Are they novelty socks that make it look like your legs are being eaten by predators, e.g. sharks, alligators, fire-breathing alligators, dinosaurs:
To what occasion do you wish to wear matching socks:
Do you plan on wearing these socks in the preparation of toe jam for human consumption?
Do you, under punalty of law, testify that all of the information you have provided is to the best of your knowledge truthful and complete:
Please be aware that all submitted forms become property of Punlandia.
Permit to Toss Water Balloons from Hot Air Balloons
Is water wet?
To submit your completed permit application, choose at least one of the following:
- A) Fill it out and DM it to Punlandia’s official embassy on bluesky
- II) Be bolder and post it publicly on bluesky, @-ing/tagging Punlandia
- 3) Print it, fill it out, and toss it into a fire while chanting puns
- iv) Think your answers really really hard and if your heart is true, the World Spirit of Punlandia will know it and hear you
You will hear back from us with your approvals and/or rejections in accordance with the timeline set out by The Prophesy.