From the Ministry of Tourism and the Ministry of Transportation
Please be advised that Punlandian citizens are cautioned to avoid travel in the following locations:
Florida, United States
We know you’re going to go there anyways
Moo Moo Milk Island
Evil overlords, unpaid workers, and habitual kidnappings
McDonalds Restaurants in Mississippi
You’re gambling with your life, and also the service is slow
North Sentinel Island
Unsurpassable language barrier prevents sharing puns
London, UK
They know Punlandians are only there for daring museum heists
Colma, California, United States
Too risky in the event of magic zombie outbreaks (Advisement from the Punlandia Ministry of Defense)
Afar Depression, Ethiopia
Too depressing. Not cool enough (get it? Because of all the lava?)
Please check back before traveling, as places may be removed or added to this list.