What is Punlandia?
The best nation on Earth, and the best spacefaring people, and a state of mind, and a plausible insanity defense in court. This website represents the Government of Punlandia. See our State Media Outlet for more.
Where is Punlandia?
We cannot tell you, because we are currently participating in an international game of Hide and Seek and *we are winning*!
Where can I find a Punlandian Embassy?
You’re looking at it, baby! Welcome to the digital age!
What are the lyrics to the Punlandian National Anthem?
Punlandia! Punlandia!
The home of all the Puns!
Punlandia! Punlandia!
Totally real and not made up!
Who is the present Prime Minister of Punlandia?
Me, the identical twin of the evil Sinister Minister, who is indeed a separate person and not just me wearing a fake mustache.
Why Prime Minister and not Queen or President?
Punlandia is a Democracy, and we voted that Prime Minister sounds fancier than President and has better puns available to it.
What’s the weather forecast in Punlandia right now?
50% chance of Punderstorms, 50% chance of a beautiful punny day.
Have a question burning a hole in your brain?
Ask on bluesky!